No entry, not no how … not no way.

Never mind the mistranslation, the bushes standing sentry* will keep out all English-speaking intruders.

(With thanks to The Wizard of Oz.)

*The gate was open.

No Way

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Zwitserland.

The home of cheese, chocolate, and Ikea 14cm plants: Zwitserland. Don’t mistake this country, as many often do, with the birthplace of the afore-mentioned flat-pack furniture shop, Zweden – or, for that matter, with Zwasiland.

Zwitserland