Animal ass, just floating around …

No sooner had The Swinglisher arrived back in La Suisse than she was flipping through a flyer, looking for a good deal on a new computer, so as to more rapidly process and post photographs of the country’s finest Swinglish (among other activities, slightly more pressing), only to come across an advertisement for a most unusual type of floating toy.

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Interestingly, it’s the animals’ heads rather than their asses that are visible in the accompanying picture, perhaps for reasons of modesty. Must the swimrings be turned over to get a better view? No better incentive to get oneself to the store tout de suite!

The Swinglisher: de retour after a two-month break from Swinglishing.

A two-month break which was, more importantly than the duration, a weapon-free break.

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Clearly, this isn’t a Swinglish sign. But surely nobody could guess that it’s an Americanglish sign, could they?

Jetlag duly recovered from, The Swinglisher is de nouveau on the lookout for some proper Swinglish. Check back here soon!